Australia - in 10 words or less

So Simon Crean is putting out the call for all Australian marketing agencies to “come up with a catch-all slogan, image or logo that best exemplifies Australia and promote it overseas.”

How would you sum up Australia in 10 words or less? Twitter had a good go at it this morning - here are some of the best.

Mabristow Australia: Everything is trying to kill you, even some of the sheep. Take the challenge!

paulkidd Come visit Australia. Just don’t come by boat.

nyxpru Australia. For a killer meet and greet at the airport

@paulkidd: Australia: Like New Zealand, but with fewer hobbits.

Warlach Australia: we’ll put pot in Boogie Board bags until there are no slappers to bother you…

edwardharran Australia: Come Down Under, cause we have only existed for 200 yrs, right?

nyxpru Get lost in Australia…literally.

ingvoldSTAR Australia. Even Schapelle Corby wants to come home!

@Warlach We gave you Hugh Jackman, you kind of owe us

@Warlach The world’s largest collection of poisonous things

@Karalee_ Australia: Now with 30% Less Winter

Warlach All our animals are lethal, it’s hot and it rarely rains. Why not visit and cheer us up?

Afficionados_HH Australia: Your mumma likes it.

ingvoldSTAR Relax, the dingo won’t steal your baby.

Afficionados_HH Australia: Where Backpackers go to unpack.

And my favourite:

lordfolland Australia- the only place in the world who still use girt.






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